1). Planets: They may not be that original, but planets make nice gifts, especially when they’re balmy and blue. (Helpful hint: Keep your ships on stand-by
in case of hostile fire).
2). Holy Relics: Enshrine your beloved’s toe clippings and declare them holy. Confer sainthood on your love and establish a new religion. Your
valentine will be impressed, and it will give them something to do.
3). Here Come the Clones: Is your darling tired of running a planet or
playing Pope? Then clone yourself. Just make your doubles a little less clever than you.
4). And finally, the Ultimate Valentine’s Day Gift: Has your sweetie forgotten how much you’ve
won for them (planets), done for them (conferred sainthood), or spent with them (the tango-dancing clones)? Send them to seventh heaven. Nothing says "I love you" like a one-way trip to paradise.
Hope this helps! Happy Valentines Day, everyone!
Hope this helps! Happy Valentines Day, everyone!